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bwhahahahhahahahha, oh those clever japanese men! 

and i thought the table tossing game was awesome. lol too bad i cant pee like a guy!

24 notes | Posted Jan 21, 12 #japanese #sega #game #pee

very-anonymous:

This is genius

GENIUS INDEEEEED!!!! lol, this is amazing!

very-anonymous:

This is genius

GENIUS INDEEEEED!!!! lol, this is amazing!

Posted Aug 3, 11 #funny #sink #urinal #wash #pee #simultaneous

A-TTI-TUUUUUUUDE!!!
THIS guy! baaaaad baaaaaaaaad Max!!! i swear on everything this dog is human. this little ball of attitude knooows. went out to feed this guy this morning, and there was barely anything left. called up father to tell him to buy some nomnoms for good ol’ max before he came home. course when dad comes home he’s hollerin’ for me from the garage and so i come running down. and to my surprise….what do i find out???
well lemme tell ya. Max…is no where to be seen. however his dish bowl is conveniently in the middle of the garage for all to see and father is pointing to the corner next to where his bowl would be. *SMH* piss. everywhere. on the paint cans. around the paint cans. everywhere. this beezie was sooo butthurt his dinner was late, or even thought it was coming at all, that he not only pulled his food bowl out for all to see was empty, but decided to also give US a warning!!! THE AUDACITY!!!! course when dad wanted to yell at him he was no where to be seen cuz he knew what he did was a big NO-NO!!!! and went out to his dog house to hide from everyone! 
=____= damn dog…too smart for his own good. always peeing everywhere when hes mad. found him hiding out and took a picture of the culprit….*smh*

A-TTI-TUUUUUUUDE!!!

THIS guy! baaaaad baaaaaaaaad Max!!! i swear on everything this dog is human. this little ball of attitude knooows. went out to feed this guy this morning, and there was barely anything left. called up father to tell him to buy some nomnoms for good ol’ max before he came home. course when dad comes home he’s hollerin’ for me from the garage and so i come running down. and to my surprise….what do i find out???

well lemme tell ya. Max…is no where to be seen. however his dish bowl is conveniently in the middle of the garage for all to see and father is pointing to the corner next to where his bowl would be. *SMH* piss. everywhere. on the paint cans. around the paint cans. everywhere. this beezie was sooo butthurt his dinner was late, or even thought it was coming at all, that he not only pulled his food bowl out for all to see was empty, but decided to also give US a warning!!! THE AUDACITY!!!! course when dad wanted to yell at him he was no where to be seen cuz he knew what he did was a big NO-NO!!!! and went out to his dog house to hide from everyone! 

=____= damn dog…too smart for his own good. always peeing everywhere when hes mad. found him hiding out and took a picture of the culprit….*smh*

2 notes | Posted Mar 25, 11 #personal #dog #boston terrier #Max #attitude #problem #piss #pee #food

By George! I’ve figured it out!!!

so lately ive been having redickulous pee problems. and i figured it was just due to my developing diabetes (self-diagnosed thank you very much) but today…like literally just now, it got a million times worse where im like peeing…every 4 minutes……..and its a undeniable need to pee but when i actually pee…..ITS LIKE A DROPLET!!! so here i am wondering why the eff my bladder hates me when i remember!!!!! i JUUUUUST took an exam in which my professor denied me the chance to pee while taking the test, so i triiiiiiiied holding it in but 3/4 of the way into the test i just couldnt hold it any longer and forced him to let me go. AND NOOOOWWWW it all makes sense!!!! he just fucked up my bladder THAAAT much more by making me hold it in for so long!!! eevvveerryyyone knows if you try to hold your pee your setting yourself up for a UTI. FAAAAWWWKKKK…..maybe i should down a few bottles of cranberry juice >__>;;;;

Posted Dec 7, 10 #personal #pee #UTI #problems